Pre-Washed Printed Shirt Sale! FSPW-666
It's a sale!
What is it?
Shirts that survived a fire (smoke smell), have been washed and are "almost new!" Do they stink? Yeah, like detergent!
What do I get?
A one-color print on a random assortment of shirts of my choosing. You send me the design and I make the shirts.
20 for $80
You get 5 each of S, M, L, XL
40 for $140
You get 10 each of S, M, L, XL
60 for $195
You get 15 each of S, M, L, XL
If you have any questions, contact me ahead of time before placing the order.
What's the catch?
None. They are pre-washed shirts that were in a shop that got flooded with smoke during a small fire. There's no set-up fee on these. The price you see, is the price you get it for. I choose the colors, as it's a large, very random assortment, but the design is all yours. No junk or off brands. Anything stained or too badly smoke damaged will be donated, not sold. All the shirts are from established, quality manufacturers.
Once they are all gone the sale is over. I may make size substitutions due to availability. Also there's no rush orders or timelines on these as they will be printed in order of receipt between full-price jobs. That's about it. It's not a sale for everyone, but if you want some quick, random, fun cheap shirts to share with your friends, customers and fans, you'll definitely like this deal.
What you need:
-One color design and payment up front (PS – There will be tax. I don’t make the rules, I am just a slave to the man). I accept PayPal (email@example.com) or Venmo (@kinkykontrol) on this one. Also, if you “goods and services” me on Paypal, you will be refunded, have your order canceled, and should expect to be beheaded in your sleep by a battalion of bedbugs with tiny swords.
-Patience, young grasshopper. These orders don’t adhere to my usual ten business day turnaround. They will be worked into the production cycle between regular jobs.
-First come, first serve. When the stock runs out, so does the sale.
What you can request:
-Black or White Ink
-Dimensions of your design
-A double scoop (2x order, or 40 shirts) at twenty bucks off, or a triple scoop (you got this, right?) for an extra forty-five bucks off. But I’m capping it at 60 shirts so everyone gets a chance.
What you can’t request:
-What shirt colors you will get (or to have them all the same, cuz that ain’t happenin’ with this special)
-An extra side or print
-Rush order (these specials may take up to 20 business days as they will be squeezed in between full price orders)
-Any specific shirt brand, treatment or favors. No special requests. If you’re a pain in the tucchus, I’ll move on to the next. No soup for you. Only poop for you. A poopoo kiss. On your forehead. It’s not good. It stinks and it’s unattractive in general.
-An extension on the sale after it’s already over.
-That I do regular orders at this rate. Not gonna happen.
-“Can I order more than one design?” Yes, in increments of 20, up to 60 shirts total with all designs. That said, additional discounts only apply to single designs. In other words, a new order must be placed for each design. You can’t order the 60 shirt special with three different designs. You can, however, order three designs with three 20 shirt specials. You can even order one design with the 20 shirt special and another design with a 40 shirt special. That brings you to 60 total shirts and an additional discount for ordering 40 shirts. If you have any questions, contact me ahead of time before placing the order.
That's all for now! Got any more questions? Ask away firstname.lastname@example.org. I'll add the good ones to the list. Happy designing!